Only Versatile Tops and Full Tops Need Apply (Because apparently it makes for better sex)

November 29, 2008 at 6:40 am (Uncategorized)


Alrighty, so I was on BGC and I clicked on the profile of a DL Chill Spot recruiter. For those of you who don’t know what DL Chill Spot is, it’s a spot for DL guys to chill. Got it?
Since when does being Black, DL, and Vers top or a full top make you more appealing?
The following message appeared from the recruiter. Please don’t mind the punctuation errors, misspelled words, basic grammar mistakes and his impeccable recruiting strategy.

The message:

I am on Blk Gay Chat looking for dudes who are into the following things to come to the DL Chill Spot social/Sex Group: 1) Verse Dude or full TOPS. This make better sex. 2) Dudes in NYC area only who are willing to travel to Our Brownsville Crib (3 Train Sutter Ave) and our Queens Location location(baisley) 3) Dudes who like turning ou straight Guys. 4) freaky dudes down for whatever sexually( safe sex only). 5) Dudes down to help the team make money. 6) Dudes looking to make some new friends. 7) Dude who want to take outer state trips and meet sexy dudes in other states. The Dl chill Spot is always open and the CEO is seeing new Guys in the Next Hour so hit me up to find out how to come to our crib. Please Note. Don’t try and holla I only fuck with dudes in the DL chill Spot.

This “ad” makes me pity myself. 

 

 

 

 

(But not really)

SO, IS ANYONE APPLYING?

10 Comments

  1. Rocafella07 said,

    “… 3) Dudes who like turning ou(t) straight Guys.”

    Really? I wonder how many “str8″ guys go to these sex parties?? LOL!

    ;-)

  2. Rahmik Ayers said,

    Yo whats good yo iam down for whatever man holla

  3. toddyenglish said,

    Hell knawl!
    Guys like that turn me right OFF. I wonder when this sensationalistic trend calling for uber masculinity will ever dissappear? It gets on my damn nerves.

  4. thegaytekeeper said,

    I want to but I think they are way too smart for me

  5. nate said,

    I just winder will they notice if i lie and say i’m a Top but then toot my but up to let another top “top” me. LOL. I agree with thegaykeeper, I think their ( intended) way to (intended) smart for we ( intended).

    I would just like to see a room full of so called tops have sex. Eghads!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. ka-os said,

    Q. “Since when does being Black, DL, and Vers top or a full top make you more appealing?”

    A. Since that’s what turns you on.

  7. Wondermann said,

    I thought the DL was dying out

  8. benji said,

    Send me the info to my email I’m DL masc and vers top holla at me

  9. Tekniq said,

    a bunch of fuck for a buck niggas who hardly use condoms….yes ive heard alot bout this place, i live in brooklyn and i know ppls who attended

  10. jeffrey said,

    wassup how is everyone

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