How To Get Over A Boyfriend or Being Dumped
1) You just got dumped over a text message. You knew your relationship was on the brinks, and you wanted to try to make it work. Yet he beat you to the punch and broke it off. What do you do? Simple: you text him the words “ok” and you keep it moving. Change your myspace status, but don’t delete him. You need to let him know that this can’t affect your swagger. At this point you’re at the brink of tears, but don’t cry. You knew this shit was going to happen. And if you didn’t know it was going to happen, then you a ___________ for not noticing the hints. Believe me, there are always hints. Take a shower. Get dress. You’re going out with your friends tonight. If anyone can make you feel wanted than your friends can.2) You can’t stand the fact that every time you go out to the village this mo’fo is there with a new man. Sad. You’re hurt. Because you’re not over it, but he is. To this I say, get over it. He’s done with you. His mourning period is over. Yours should be too. You can’t erase the fact that you [once] loved him, so don’t even try. Instead put yourself out there too. You don’t have to look for another relationship, but try to make yourself feel wanted by at least going out with a couple of people who are interested in you. And if no one is interested in you…change your marketing techniques.
3) Treat yourself . Take yourself out on a Friday and Saturday night to a movie or a play. Go solo. Do this frequently. Who ever said you cant go out on a date by yourself? Date the city. And if you can’t afford it, go around the block and buy a bootleg movie, and a single bag of microwavable popcorn.
No romantic movies please.
4) Throw his ass away. The pictures. The myspace comments. The clothes. That fake engagement ring. Those whack ass letters he wrote. You throw all those momentums out. Any reminder of him is a reminder of the love you once had. Now, hate him.
5) Socialize, socialize, socialize. Hit the clubs. The bars. The Pier. Boystown. West Hollywood. Wherever your gayborhood is at be there double the amount you use to go when you two were together. You need to become more social. This will make you focus less time on that loser.
6) Email me. Maybe we can meet up for coffee. After all new friends helps. Be ready to talk about politics with me.
7) You opened up your inbox and notice an email from your boyfriend. But you’re a little confused, because the subject lines usually says “Hey babe I love you” or “Hi sexy”, but now it just says “…”. You open it up and there it is–not just any letter, but a Break Up Letter. What do you do? Do you email him back? Call him up? No. You read the letter once again (just to double check), then you go on to adam4adam and schedule a jump off. Have mind blowing sex. Then, once the sex is over, email him back.
I’m kidding.
Once you reread the letter you email him back, stating your position on the break up. Wait for a confirmation. Once you get it. Go to adam4adam and schedule a jump off.
I’m not familiar with adam4adam nor am I condoning jump offs. But, um, just giving you tips on how to get over the jerk.
I hope my advice helps. LOL. I should mention I never been in a relationship. And I was also bored when writing this.
Joey Bahamas said,
June 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm
You a mess….
queerkidofcolor said,
June 13, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Thanks Joey!
The Captain said,
June 15, 2007 at 1:37 am
Wow….I remember those days….Thank God I am free.
MrshawnQt said,
June 15, 2007 at 3:35 pm
you is a hot mess, and I love you for it! We need to hang!
Manchild1 said,
June 15, 2007 at 4:14 pm
In agreement except with the jumpoff theory,wait a little while…..Oh,do
socialize to the hilt,but save that jumpoff,meditate….relax,relate….but
hold the release……savor your freedom,take yourself out for a date,movie
excetera…cause believe me someone will be along to take ex’s place real soon.
Justice MH said,
June 15, 2007 at 4:37 pm
@Captian: free from what??? Captian you are still gay! GET OVER IT! You’re so annoying!
@ Queerkidofcolor: I enjoy this. It was real, edgy, honest, and straight forward.
You is too much!!!
dave said,
June 16, 2007 at 11:23 am
why would u waste the time even replying to the text msg?
furama said,
June 17, 2007 at 5:01 am
I liked it. I’m still hurting from a breakup and the sad thing is we weren’t even boyfriends!
!
gemma said,
July 23, 2007 at 4:26 am
I liked it but it im still hurting frm a breakup and the sad thing was he was only tryinh to get close to my best mate which in the end they went out and there still going out now
jollyrancher said,
August 5, 2007 at 10:50 pm
And if no one is interested in you…change your marketing techniques.
What techniques are most effective when trying to attract some one?
dninc said,
August 8, 2007 at 7:41 am
Truely a Mess lol.. Cools story..
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milda said,
November 14, 2007 at 7:05 am
i ended my relationship of 2 yrs as we did this 3 times in 2 yrs and finally i said him bye! and i didn’t talk him when he was calling me or i didn’t reply his msg! i told him i need some space and don’t write msg or call me! after this he called me again and again and wrote msges for about 1 week!and cried much and i didn’t like this all things! my attraction towards him finished when he came to my home also to meet me and i was too angry and told him that i am dead for you!but now when he is not writing me msg or calling me after 1 week when i shout on him badly ! i am very nervous and thinking about him!i can’t stop thinking but i think i don’t love him any more!! how to get over him ?? i want to end relationship after remembering his anger when i was doing small mistakes and he was shouting on me!! his anger made me scared and now when he is not writing msg or calling me from 1 week i am remembering him and want to be with him but i can’t as i want really to end this time!!
although he cried and came my home and i didn’t care at that time but now i am thinking! but plz help me how to get over him!!!
Deeksha said,
February 11, 2008 at 1:57 am
lmfaoo=)
that makes me feel better..ur so jokess….
but i have a question…how do yuh get over him completely when u both are still frends? n he called me like 4 days ater our break up to check up on me!
Toddy English said,
May 27, 2008 at 11:53 pm
LOL excellent points. Uhm, hmmm, my advice would be a little different. For the first week you should stay in your room and cry…Then go about socializing and dating yourself.
However, don’t do the “Jump off” too quick. The sex might be REAL good and you wind up falling in love with a cat that was supposed to be a one night stand…And wind up dating him and then he treats you like dirty. Then you wind up having to break up with him too…
Not that I know this from personal experience or anything. *whistles*
Sincerely,
ToddyEnglish.
Tina said,
June 10, 2008 at 8:56 pm
See it’s not as easy as it may seem when you’re with a guy for 3 years then it ends just one day when i started working more and playing more sports and didn’t have 24/7 time for him anymore.he got seperation anxiety…kinda started seeing someone else….now he’s still seeing her but he keeps coming back to me and calling and wanting to see me, and he still has all my pictures and my garder from prom and everything i gave him etc….he has it all….i don’t know what to do….should i give up? or keep trying because obviously i think he’s not over it…and i love the guy i really do.he was my world….
let me know!
<3
Joan said,
June 24, 2008 at 2:11 am
your amazing.
this really helped